I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there was a trapeze. enough said
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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