what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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