gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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