your room smells of hookers.
And success
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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