How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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