ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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