As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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