I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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