Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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