i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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