You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do plants get herpes?
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