What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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