Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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