so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
jump out the window naked night went bad
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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