its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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