Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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