Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
its liver damage thursday
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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