Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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