I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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