I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
This can only be settled by a dance off.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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