YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
