I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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