do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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