I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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