Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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