sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
