there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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