: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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