At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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