check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
