Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am puke
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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