When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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