but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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