we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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