Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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