Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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