Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i would punch a child for taco bell
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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