stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The feeling are messing with the penis
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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