How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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