These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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