In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
