Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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