is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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