That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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