in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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