I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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