i always forget guys have bellybuttons
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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