how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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