Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
His nipple licking is glorious
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