Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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