I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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