my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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