This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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