I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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