so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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