he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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