you win again, gameday.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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