I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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